ઉદિત પંડિત દ્વરા સમયાંતરે...

આ બ્લોગ પેર નવા જોક્સ,ઉખાણા,મોબાઈલ એસેમેસ(gujarati in english),વીદુર નીતી,નવી નવી વારતાઓ આવી રહી છે.

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*ek popat car se takara ke behosh

ho gaya.

ek admi ne use ghar le jake

pinjere me rakha jb popat utha to bola,

"aila jail" wo car wala mara gaya kya?


*nothing can be changed by changing teh face,

but everything can be changed by

facing change .life is yours live it on your

priciple:


*happy pagal day!ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazar me

dunya ka sabse bada pagal ho!mene to bheja dia,ab muje

send karake maha pagal vali harkat mat karo..


*ek boond se "type ur name" nahi banta.,rone se mukaddar nahi banata.patana

he i to pura girls hostel patao,ek ladki patake koi sikander nahi banata


*bhakta :bhagwan mujhe dard de,dukh de,tension de,

mujhe barbda ker de,mere piche bhoot laga de.

bhagwan:abe sale!ek line me bol na ki biwi chahiye.


*kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai.

surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe...

phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?



*Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....


*Banta : O santa! Aaj meine paani ko ullu bana diya.

Santa : Wo kaise?
Banta : Aaj subah meine paani to garam kiya, lekin thande paani se naha liya!!!


*Santa ki chatri me hole tha.
Kisine ussey puch liya : Santa jee! Aapki chatri me ched kyu hai?
Santa : Oye, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?



*Amitabh : Mere paas gaadi hai, bunglow hai, bank balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi : Mere paas bhi gaadi hai, bunglow hai, bank balance hai...
Kuch der chup rehne k baad...
Amitabh : Abbey to phir maa kaha hai?


*Santa to Banta : Yaar car dheere chalao.
Banta : Nahi aaj mein gaadi dheere nahi chala sakta.
Santa : Kyu?
Banta : Aaj mera fast hai!!!




*HABIT never goes

if u remove H

A-BIT remains

If u remove A

BIT remains and

IF u remove B

It still remains.

So my habit of

scrapping u
will never go.



*When I was a dog,

and your were a flower

I walked over you

and gave you a shower!!

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